Why does it look like Patti Labelle is trying to devour Donatella Versace's nose? What's more, what kind of fashion mogul allows herself to be photographed looking so hot, shitty, and messy? Sheesh, you'd think with all the money these women have, they'd be able to pay to make this abortion of a photo never see the light off day. But here it is, as plain as the fact that I want to vomit now that I've had to look at it long enough to post.
Also, is it just me, or is the Versace logo in the background made of tin foil? I swear, for a Versace cocktail party, it came off tackier than RuPaul remaking the music video for "Crazy In Love".
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Is it just me, or does JHo look kinda beat in this pic? Seems like the pregnancy glow wore off during the photoshoot (this pic is weeks old, obvs). Then again, if my spouse looked like Marc Anthony, I'd probably start looking a little worn myself. He's not exactly what you'd call "easy on the eyes"; I've seen retirees in nursing homes with more life in their faces than Mr. Jennifer Lopez.
Hopefully the twins get more of JHo's genetics in the facial features department, even if she looks older than Skeletor for the moment.
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So many questions, such little time. Is that Lil' Kim, or Kimora Lee Simmons? Where did she come from looking all orange like that, the set of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"? Seriously, WTF has happened to our beloved Queen Bee?
Her bronzer makes her look more at home at the Jersey shore rather than Bed-Stuy. Fabulosity, this isn't!!!
